"Laughing a lot"
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)
whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post
"shut the front door" - dirty talk? - hmmmmm
Perfectly timed wedding photo
|—||Hillary Clinton (via idioticteen)|
Case no. 1 - Kate’s cooking skills
principal investigator: Richard Castle (just NY)
Cause for not cooking: Suspect hates grocery shopping. Watch out for food gone missing from your fridge.
This is why them coming home to the loft all loaded up with grocery shopping, ready to feed the family, was one of the cutest scenes last season.
Colleges be like
"Some of yall not gonna be as successful as you think you are coming here but we’ll take that money though"