My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
I broke my finger, so my showers are me standing around in an awkward uncomfortable position with my hand above the showerhead, trying not to get the bandages wet….
^ you dont understand
all time favourite post ever
I’VE ONLY JUST UNDERSTOOD THIS.
tell me what it means bitches
^^ AHHH I UNDERSTAND. BASICALLY NEVER REVEAL EVERYTHING YOU KNOW SO THEY’RE NOT GON TELL THE SECOND RULE FUCK YES
don’t ask me about my favorite tv show because i’ll bet you a million dollars that conversation is going to be a lot more than you bargained for
Look at their faces xD hahaha